The Wisdom Of The Internet #3

“For a long time I have felt my sex lust decreasing, much due to the fact that my wife is getting older and lesser attractive for each year. One of my biggest concerns has been the unattractive gray colour which her labia has attained during recent years. It simply isn’t pleasing to the eye anymore. We’ve tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail. In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn’t get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia. And getting to the root of the problem is exactly what this product does! It has revitalized our sex life completely. Now having intercourse doesn’t feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back sweet memories of having sex with 16 year old Croatian prostitutes, much like I used to do during the war! Thank you My New Pink Button!”

- Albert S, Customer Reviews, My New Pink Button (temporary labia dye)

(From time to time, I dig into my extensive archives of comments saved from forums, message-boards, YouTube and news sites, and post the best ones. In my travels around the internet, I’ve often been surprised by the wisdom, kindness and poetry of some comments. When you consider how many comments sections are cesspits of unpleasantness, I feel like it’s important to highlight the exceptions to the rule.)